Maybe it’s due to my obviously cynical nature, or maybe it’s because I watched entirely too much Charlie Brown as a child. Why i dislike holidays.
WTF | Animal Parody Videos
I love animal parody videos.
WTF | A Series of Cute Hamster Videos
A series of cute hamster videos doing people things, found on YouTube. Animals doing people things = WIN!
WTF | Generic Brand Marketing Video
You know those commercial ads you see on TV narrated by deep-voiced men? Well this is sort of like that. A satirical brand marketing video.
WTF | Steve Martin Hot Dog Buns Scene
Sometimes, this is how I feel. Like today, for example. Steve Martin hot dog buns scene from Father of the Bride.
WTF | Volvo Owners
I saw this awhile back but thought it were worth posting. Seriously, WTF Volvo Owners?
WTF | Basset Hound Meme
Because everyone loves a good meme. And I love basset hounds. And beagles to a slightly lesser degree.
WTF | How Alcohol Affects The Brain
Researchers say that it is likely that alcohol makes a person more relaxed and therefore, their brain is able to take in the bigger picure faster.
CRAIGSLIST • Name My Fish
Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I’m stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in.
WTF • So The Mayan Calendar Says it’s the End of the World
WTF • So The Mayan Calendar Says it’s the End of the World
WTF MOMENT | Presidential Election 2012 & Cats Driving Cars
Well the boyfriend is working in Colorado canvassing for the Obama Campaign for the next week & a half. Personally, i cannot wait until this election is over. I dread checking my email because of all the news emails I am constantly being barraged with.…
WTF | Hamster Jazz Band
Two great things: Jazz Music & Hamsters.
Hamsters playing Jazz music? Priceless.
WTF | Clients From Hell
ClientsFromHell.net is, to say the least, one of my favorites sites whenever I need a little comic relief from the constant barrage of design on my plate.
WTF • We’re All Witches
When will they learn, we’re all witches! Note written found in Misogyny by Jack Holland.
WTF | THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
from frugaldad.com.
WTF | PONTIAC FOR SALE, silly craigslist
Funny Craigslist ads… is there anything better?
About
My name is Jessie & this is my blog. I live just outside of Kansas City. I rant about all kinds of things, like design, books, art, poetry, music, true crime & much more.
My name is Jessie & this is my blog.
I live just outside of Kansas City.
I rant about all kinds of things, like design, books, art, poetry, music, true crime & much more.
'Of course I’m a fraud. The fact that I’m able to carry myself through life without being crushed beneath the psychological weight of being alive proves that I’m a con artist. Aren’t we all con artists?'
— Emily R. Austin, Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
— Bob Dylan
If I saw no humor in my unraveling, I'd have been dead long ago.
— Melissa Broder, Death Valley
She could not mourn. She could no longer weep grasping the essence of annihilation, she wished only to cease, to be no more, as if sunk in some profound sleep devoid of wakening.
— Tanith Lee, Red As Blood
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.
— Coco Chanel
Follow your bliss. That which you love you must spend your life doing, as passionately and as perfectly as your heart, mind and instincts allow.
— George Lois
We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day.
— Johnny Cash, We’ll Meet Again
The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal, and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again, but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same, nor would you want to.
— Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"Cheer up, Scarlett, didn’t you tell me once that the main reason you wanted a lot of money was so you could tell everybody to go to hell? Now’s your chance.”
“But you were the main one I wanted to tell to go to hell,” said Scarlett, and laughed.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
— Ernest Hemingway
One moment can change a day, one day can change a life and one life can change the world.
— Buddha
It takes but one person, one moment, one conviction, to start a ripple of change.
— Donna Brazile
Each man must understand it can all disappear very quickly.
— Charles Bukowski
All the black inside me is slowly seeping from the bone,
Everything I cherish is slowly dying or it's gone
— Kings of Leon, Pyro
There'll be the breaking of the ancient
Western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
And the white man dancing
You'll see your woman
Hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets
Coming round
Tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin'
I can't muster the energy required to be a positive part of anyone's life. I can't even muster the energy to apologize for that.
— Emily R. Austin, Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
Only my books anoint me,
and a few friends,
those who reach into my veins.
— Anne Sexton, The Witch’s Life
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
— Pablo Picasso
I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.
— Margaret Atwood
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.
— Winston Churchill
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
— A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
Going home! That was the only thought in the soldiers’ minds. Some were sad and silent, others gay and contemptuous of hardships, but the thought that it was all over and they were going home was the one thing that sustained them. Few of them were bitter. They left bitterness to their women and their old people. They had fought a good fight, had been licked and were willing to settle down peaceably to plowing beneath the flag they had fought.
'There are such thing as ghosts. People everywhere have always known that. And we believe in them every bit as much as Homer did. Only now, we call them by different names. Memory. The unconscious.'
— Donna Tartt, The Secret History
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Because hatred gives one strength to go on; it maintains the fragile structure, it weaves the threads together so that emptiness doesn’t take over everything.
— Agustina Bazterrica, Tender Is the Flesh
It’s actually sort of soothing to think of how massive the universe is, and how I could be snuffed out at any minute. I guess I like tricking my brain into disarming things.
— Emily R. Austin, Interesting Facts about Space
The trouble with believing is you have to believe that believing will work, you have to believe in belief.
The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
What makes us love whom we love; what makes us choose to do what we do?
— Susan Jane Gilman, Donna Has Left the Building
She did not think of it consciously but in the back of her mind, whenever she was confronted by an unpleasant and difficult task, the idea lurked giving her strength: “I’ve done murder and so I can surely do this.”
I don't care what they say after I'm dead. In fact, I hardly care what they say while I'm alive. I only write to help myself get through the weeks and the months and the years.
— Charles Bukowski
And i call god a liar, i say anything that moved like that or knew my name could never die in the common verity of dying.
— Charles Bukowski
Is life something you play?
And all the time wanting to get rid of it?
My heart was aching, and my belief is that when things are bad, it's better to make them worse.
— Emma Forrest, Thin Skin
I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
— Coco Chanel
Everybody's dying, it's just a different disease.
— Elliott Smith, Pictures of Me
Memory was a curse, yes, he thought, but it was also the greatest gift. Because if you lost memory you lost everything.
— Anne Rice, Blood And Gold
How is something so simple so hard to get?
— Kristan Higgins, Catch of the Day
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
— Thomas Edison
We are
Born like this
Into this
Into these carefully mad wars
Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness
Into bars where people no longer speak to each other
Into fist fights that end as shootings and knifings
Born into this
Into hospitals which are so expensive that it’s cheaper to die
Into lawyers who charge so much it’s cheaper to plead guilty
Into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed
Into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes
Plants did not merely grow tall; they grew wide, curious about their surroundings, eager to seek nourishment from anywhere they could get it. Sometimes it worked, and sometimes I had to prune them back or watch a branch snap and wilt. My garden was a patchwork of failures and successes. I loved it.
— Loretta Nyhan, Digging In
Take your foot out of the graveyard,
they are busy being dead.