|How long have you had your computer?||3 years.|
|Who is in your house right now?||mr. moose dog, romeo the turtle & me.|
|How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?||n/a|
|What was the last thing you did when you left your room?||told romeo about the existence of life.|
|Is your computer located in your room?||laptop.|
|How many square feet is your kitchen?||how should i know?|
|Why are you still taking this survey?||i have no idea, i must just have a really enriching night going on here.|
|Which ANSI smiley do you like most: 🙂 🙂 😉 😉
||smileys are the devil.|
Who do you love?
and do you think this will change in the next week or so?
|my parents & a few really awesome friends. & my moose & romeo. so, no.|
What was the last mean thing you said to someone?
Who did you tell it to?
|“i want to suck your blood.”
a mime i had just met.
|How many times did go to the bathroom yesterday?||do people actually keep track of that?|
|How long has it been since you watched TV?||for longer than 20 mins: about 2 months.|
|How old is your sister/brother if you have one?||22 sister, 21 brother.|
|Is this your computer?||no, it was hitler’s computer.|
|Who was the last person to use it other than you?||probably satan.|
|What is your sexual orientation(gay, lesbian, bi, or straight)?||all of the above.|
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli-pop?
|3? i hate math but owls ring a bell|
|Do you like string cheese?||i love any cheese.|
|Who is your worst enemy?||paris hilton.|
|-Why do you hate them?||what’s not to hate?|
|Are you a mean person?||obviously.|
|When was the last time you took a shower?||do people actually keep track of that?|
|Last time you fell over?||probably last night.
well, there’s a bruise but- you know know, right?
|How about let someone smack you in the face?||i don’t think i’ve ever LET anyone smack me in the face.|
|-Did you deserve it?||probably.|
|-Did you hit them back?||probably.|
|If you live in a state that has outlawed you from marrying your gender of choice, would you move?||yes because i agree with everything else my state has
outlawed so that would totally be a deal breaker.
|How old is your car?||1987 so…|
|If you dont have a car, why dont you?||i do have a car & a strange infatuation with bronco IIs.|
|How old is your mother?||who wants to know?|
|And your father?||boring.|
|What about the youngest person related to you?||related? 21?|
|What is your profession, if any, or what would you like it to be?||web designer.|
|Did you enjoy this survey?||it’s pretty dumb.|
|Was it better then the other surveys you took?||i don’t like surveys.|
|If someone says hi to you, what would you say back?||i don’t really like when people say “hi” so i would just hiss.
it depends on who it is, of course.
|When someone says bye to you, what would you say back?||hello!|
STUPIDITY IN SURVEY FORM
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