Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I’m stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in.
This is what’s meant by falling out of love with someone. This is why half the world walks around heartbroken, glazed over, given up.
Emotionally Unavailable Woman seeking Emotionally unavailable man – taken from The Best of Craigslist. I swear, I didn’t write this! No, really!